Rescued the ice-cream from the jaws of death

It was a hot sunny afternoon at the beach.
I saw this kid with his mouth wide open ready to bite into this already melting ice-cream.
There is no time to waste.
I spring into action.
Sexy Steve to the rescue.....!
Jumping over sand castles and balancing on beach ball.
I made it just on time .
With one hand grabbing the ice-cream and the other one pushing the kid away.
I rescue the poor ice-cream from the jaw of death.

The next moment this big stupid guy come and push me to the floor .
Started throwing punches and kicks all over my heavenly body.
But I still hold on tight to the one I rescue.
No matter what happen I'm holding on.
I will protect the ice-cream with my live !
I am a Hero.
I am real.

After about 1 hrs and 22 mins and 14 sec.
He stopped then spitted at me.
And he said " That'll teach you ! " and walked away.

I think to myself .
What's wrong with these people.
Here I am doing a good deed.
Than they tried to teach you something.
I don't get it ...
Teach what ???

But now the ice-cream have totally melted.
Someone have to perform reconstruction surgery in order to save it.
I'm sending it to the hospital.
Now ..!

SEXY STEVE THE HERO ...!!!! AWAY .....!!!!
to be continue......

Not Even A Thank-You

I have a job.
My job is to rescue....
Not just anyone in distress
Also not in distress
Anything......
Yesterday I rescue a pencil from a sharpener.
Not even a thank-you
This stupid pencil want to be sharpen.
But sharpening will shorten its live....SIGNZ....